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MATT DERIENZO: My daughter and an inauguration

My daughter turns 2 in a few weeks.She still doesn’t say much — there’s a few key words and a lot of babbling, pointing, and tugging on your sleeve to get her point across.

So her parents’ jaws were agape over the weekend when Marley tripped and dropped something on the living room floor, and then let out a perfectly pronounced expletive. Then repeated it just to make sure, perhaps, that we hadn’t misheard.